Texting about Ferrari cars.

Tim-"I just saw and took a picture of a Ferrari."
Shua-"Yeah!"
Tim-"That picture is now my phone background."
Shua-"Apparently, now you are cooler than me."
Tim-"Why, have you not seen a Ferrari?"
Shua-"Duh I've seen a Ferrari! I lived in San Fran and LA. And I own 5."
Tim-"After you bought them from me."
Shua-"After I bought them back from you."
Tim-"After I made them."
Shua-"After I hired you."
Tim-"After I gave birth to you."
Shua-"WOAH. I'm adopted?
Tim-"Yeah."
Shua-"This is going on my blog."
Tim-"Awesome. Put it on Facebook, too."
Shua-"Yup."

The Runner pt. 3

I ran. I ran as fast as I ever have In my life. I turn the corner onto Elm Street, my heart beating faster every painful step I take. The loud sirens get closer and closer, red and blue lights flashing everywhere behind me. 'They know it wasn't me.' I think as I run to the playground. 'They know I didn't do it. Why me? It. wasn't. me.' I duck into a secluded hidden corner of the playground equipment, curl up, and wait for the end of my life.

25 greatest unscripted lines

 Your gonna wanna see this with annotations.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTFQBHBeleE&feature=player_embedded

#ReplaceBandNamesWithPancakes

A top used hashtag on 8-14-11. This is my list of ones that I came up with.

pancakes - coldplay
jars of pancakes - jars of clay
pancakes kings - crash kings
Upancakes - U2
Vampire pancakes - vampire weekend
pancakes city - owl city
Lincoln pancakes - Lincoln Brewster
Eric pancakes - Eric Clapton
Eric Pancakes - Eric Johnson
Panda pancakes - panda resistance
The pancakes - the beatles
Weird pancakes - weird al
Young the pancakes - young the Giant
lady pancakes - lady gaga
pink pancakes - pink floyd
the rolling pancakes -  the rolling stones
P.O.pancakes - P.O.D.
pancakes land - sugarland
modest pancakes - modest mouse

yeah, this one got boring fast... sorry for a boring post.