Thursday, August 25, 2011

Texting about Ferrari cars.

Tim-"I just saw and took a picture of a Ferrari."
Tim-"That picture is now my phone background."
Shua-"Apparently, now you are cooler than me."
Tim-"Why, have you not seen a Ferrari?"
Shua-"Duh I've seen a Ferrari! I lived in San Fran and LA. And I own 5."
Tim-"After you bought them from me."
Shua-"After I bought them back from you."
Tim-"After I made them."
Shua-"After I hired you."
Tim-"After I gave birth to you."
Shua-"WOAH. I'm adopted?
Shua-"This is going on my blog."
Tim-"Awesome. Put it on Facebook, too."

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

The Runner pt. 3

I ran. I ran as fast as I ever have In my life. I turn the corner onto Elm Street, my heart beating faster every painful step I take. The loud sirens get closer and closer, red and blue lights flashing everywhere behind me. 'They know it wasn't me.' I think as I run to the playground. 'They know I didn't do it. Why me? It. wasn't. me.' I duck into a secluded hidden corner of the playground equipment, curl up, and wait for the end of my life.

25 greatest unscripted lines

 Your gonna wanna see this with annotations.

Sunday, August 14, 2011


A top used hashtag on 8-14-11. This is my list of ones that I came up with.

pancakes - coldplay
jars of pancakes - jars of clay
pancakes kings - crash kings
Upancakes - U2
Vampire pancakes - vampire weekend
pancakes city - owl city
Lincoln pancakes - Lincoln Brewster
Eric pancakes - Eric Clapton
Eric Pancakes - Eric Johnson
Panda pancakes - panda resistance
The pancakes - the beatles
Weird pancakes - weird al
Young the pancakes - young the Giant
lady pancakes - lady gaga
pink pancakes - pink floyd
the rolling pancakes -  the rolling stones
P.O.pancakes - P.O.D.
pancakes land - sugarland
modest pancakes - modest mouse

yeah, this one got boring fast... sorry for a boring post.