Monday, January 2, 2012

Status updates and tweets

(Never mind about the post bitingly truthful)

Here is a list of status updates I have in a word document on my new computer.


Name one commercial that doesn’t say “…and if you order now, we’ll double the offer absolutely FREE!”

I have about twenty-five status updates in a word document on my computer.

My movie collection has grown 500% this Christmas.

I ate many much m&m’s this morning.

Wants to draw a really good, realistic tree.

Who else remembers the Facebook “is?”

I wrote this in word and copied it to Facebook.

14-hour car rides are the bomb.

I have this Elmo beanie…

“Is it weird that only one company makes monopoly?”
-Demitri Martian

Got the book “Steve Jobs.” It is interesting.

Is working on building a Rubik’s cube in Mudbox.

I am going to learn 2 songs on my guitar. You don’t get to know what they are.

**Enter something smart-alecky about a facebook stereotype**

Really liked TinTin.

I can honestly say that the best person in the world is me.

You just wait. I WILL learn how to fly, just like superman. And Dwight Schrute.

We are stopping in a town called Pleasant Hope. It gives off a nice aroma.

Tell a joke, no one laughs, say, “You had to be there.”

I think I think best when I don’t want to but when I want to I cant think as best as my thinking can be.


Enjoy the simple things in life now, cause it is only going to get more complicated.

There is an expiration date on your birth certificate.

With his dying breath he told me, “don’t go see Alvin and the Chipmunks 3.”

Has this awesome head massager his brother got for Christmas.

Has acquired candy.

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